United We Brunch returns to the Madison Sat. Limited tickets still available! Meet Charles Marshall, a year-old Cincinnati gentleman with a penchant for masturbating with teddy bears in public. No, when Marshall was recently arrested at a health clinic after staffers noticed him giving his tallywhacker the teddy treatment in an alley, it was not the first time.

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Monday, June 18, 2012
Earlier this year I received an email from Teddy Love , a company that makes a teddy bear vibrator. It seemed impolite to look a gift bear in the mouth, as it were, so I agreed to try it out. When a comically large box arrived on my doorstep and I pulled the bear out, I actually shuddered. The Teddy Love is, it must be said, intensely creepy. The glassy, dead eyes of a typical teddy bear, when paired with its protruding tongue straight out of a psychosexual fever dream, create a chilling image. For the first few nights I owned the Teddy Love, I kept it across the room from my bed, facing away from me, for fear of what terrible things it might do to me in the dark of night.
Man arrested for the FOURTH time for having sex with a teddy bear in public
By Christine Show. A man was arrested for the fourth time for having sex with a teddy bear in public. Charles Marshall, 28, received a citation on Wednesday for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio, it has been revealed. This is the fourth occasion since that the man has been arrested for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear. Found: Charles Marshall, 38, was cited for masturbating with a teddy bear in Cincinnati, Ohio, the fourth time he was caught having sex with a stuffed animal.
When I was 10 years old, I wandered into my living room on Christmas morning to find a soft, yellow teddy bear. He had glassy brown eyes, a squishy brown nose, and big paws filled with tiny beads. I loved him instantly. From then on, Barry as I oh-so-cleverly named him became my confidant. When my brother pissed me off, Barry heard all about it. When the kids at school teased me for being too fat, Barry was there to catch my tears.