An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong! Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to
Keira Knightley now has a no nudity clause in all her movie contracts which lets her pick her body double and have total control over all sex scenes. Keira Knightley refuses to strip off for nude scenes now she's a mum of two over fears her "nipples droop". The actress, 34, has two daughters with her musician husband James Righton and admits that although she still loves her body, she doesn't want to stand naked in front of a film crew any more. In an interview with The Financial Times , the actres joked: "The nipples droop! She went on to explain: "I always felt completely comfortable doing it when I was younger. It's done an amazing thing. But I also don't want to stand there in front of a whole film crew It kind of goes like, 'That's a little bit like you, but better. Keira added that although she has stripped topless in several movies, including The Duchess, she never felt like any of her saucy scenes "went too far".
A lot of people wonder how Chinese parents raise such stereotypically successful kids. They wonder what these parents do to produce so many math whizzes and music prodigies, what it's like inside the family, and whether they could do it too. Well, I can tell them, because I've done it. Here are some things my daughters, Sophia and Louisa, were never allowed to do:.
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